... Things Naomi thinks whilst editing:

5. When will I finish this book?
4. I wrote that? That's funny.
3. I wrote that? That's appalling!
2. I think I'm going blind.
1. Why did I start this book?

Seriously. It never ends. You change one tiny insignificant detail in chapter four and it results in you changing reems of highly important details in chapter twenty nine. 

My challenge for my leaving do next Friday: memorise the lyrics to Gaston from Beauty and the Beast and sing them when drunk. I'm already half way there...