THIS POST IS TOTALLY WORTHY OF CAPSLOCKS!

Seriously! chaostheory and I just finished watching Mega Shark v Giant Octopus and this is the film I have waited all my life for. Really. Yes, it's crap. The acting is terrible, the effects are awful, and the plot is nonexistant. But who cares? It has a megalodon in it! And it fights Cthulhu a giant octopus! After they've been frozen in ice! Because apparently the Ice Age happened in a split second while they were mid-fight. Just. Like. That.

And the shark eats a plane! A plane! And the Golden Gate Bridge! And, like, a submarine and a couple of war ships. AWESOME!

Equally as hilarious were the trailers for other films from the company: The Terminators and Transmorphers: The Fall of Man. They were both all like, "holy shit, robots! From the future and/or space! What do we do?!"





Ahahahaha, there are no words. No words.